Army Realizes It Needs Straight White Guys After All
Secretary of the Army, Christine E Wormuth, tweets about the latest recruitment campaign, gets hilariously ratioed...
The Brandon Administration seems hell-bent on blundering us into World War III with Russia and China simultaneously, and military leaders are finally starting to realize that America is woefully unprepared for battle. For the past few years, the military has focused on recruiting genderqueer marchers at Pride Parades and spiky-haired feminists who want to be equal to men in terms of career outcomes but not in terms of having to meet the same standards. Unfortunately, combat readiness is now in the toilet, so the Army has reverted to trying to get straight white men from flyover country to enlist. Whoever could have possibly seen this coming?!!!
The responses are hilarious. Talk about crashing and burning like one of those $200 weather balloons President Brandon ordered shot out of the sky by Sidewinder Missiles at the bargain price of $400,000.00 (per missile, so if we count the missiles that completely missed, the price tag is even higher)! The ratio on Sec. Wormuth’s tweet speaks for itself.
If only the generals and civilian leaders at the DOD were as good at winning wars as they are at getting ratioed on Twitter, America would have nothing to worry about!
America’s Marxcissists have completed their long march through the institutions. I knew academia and Hollywood were pretty much lost causes, but I did not see the communists taking down the military as quickly and completely as they did. It was eye-opening, to put it mildly, to watch the various branches competing with each other last June to see which of them could cheerlead the loudest for Pride Month. Truly, this is not your granddaddy’s Army or Marine Corps.
The top brass spent so much time and energy showcasing their rainbow pride, that they forgot to recruit actual combat-ready warriors. Uh oh!
The leaders of the Globohomo American Empire (GAE — pronounced “Gay”) have spent the past several years blaming straight white men for everything wrong with the world. Move aside you evil colonizers and oppressors! The future is female and genderqueer and trans! If you’re a man who exclusively enjoys heterosexual sex, then you better have some extra melanin; otherwise, to the bottom of the victimology hierarchy you go!
But now the GAE military needs warm bodies to throw at the Russians (and possibly the Chinese) to make sure defense contractors get their blood money and that President Brandon gets its usual “10% for the big guy,” and — surprise, surprise! — the straight white men from flyover country aren’t interested in signing up for it! Who’da thunk it?!
Of course, the military brass could have figured this out ahead of time if they had read's excellent essay on Why American Can't Win World War III:
So maybe diversity is not actually our strength? Maybe, um, strength is our strength? But “strength” sounds toxically masculine, so let’s just keep focusing on that diversity!
Is it too late for The United States of Enron? Maybe, even at this late stage, things could be salvaged, but only if there was a real reckoning for everything the ruling class has gotten wrong these past several years, with folks at the top held to account instead of being allowed to just fail upwards. But I don’t see that happening any time soon. I hope I’m wrong, but we are witnessing what happens when you turbocharge the Peter Principle with DEI initiatives and top it all off with clownworld criminal corruption. Hopefully we can rebuild something great, using the painful lessons of the GAE leadership’s colossal failures as cautionary tales.
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I'm kind of ok sending the woke to Ukraine and wherever else, to fight the Russians and Chinese. I mean, I would rather they not kill off and wound a generation of straight men, in a world war no one will win.
They haven't gotten things wrong, they have deliberately sabotaged everything, and now it is biting them on the arse, karma is a bitch and my schadenfreude levels are over 9000!