How to Make Lots of Money

Some Career Strategies for Greedy People!

How to Make Lots of Money!!!

I need to figure out how to make lots of money . . . without having to work very hard.

If I had to sum up my attitude towards work with a single hashtag, it would be “#RESIST!” (Note: this also seems to be the attitude towards productive labor held by most people who use the “#RESIST” hashtag on social media, because I don’t know what else they’re resisting, besides logic and evidence — “Hey, I am fighting the power by agreeing with the powerful about everything! #RESIST!!!”)