Our Father Who Art The Science!
A Profession of Faith in Dr. Anthony Fauci and the Glorious Self-Revelation of The Science!
This morning, I opened my front door and came face-to-face with two missionaries from The Church of the Current Thing. They told me that they had a message of good news from Our Father Who Art The Science that they wanted to share with me.
I said that I really had a lot going on today and did not have time to listen to their message, but that if they had a pamphlet to give me, I would either read it or use it to line the bottom of my parakeet’s cage. The two men then gave me a small booklet entitled, “The Book of Fauci.” After pronouncing a blessing of fact-checked and peer-reviewed Scientism over my home, the missionaries left.
I thumbed through The Book of Fauci. It appeared to tell the story of a doctor named Fauci who was sent from The Science to lead the world into a glorious future of booster shots and genetic engineering. When a pandemic arose in the East, Fauci saved the world by teaching them The Science.
