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Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla Is Thankful to Be Quadruple Vaxxed after Testing Positive for COVID-19!

Daniel D
Aug 16, 2022
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Sometimes I wonder if we’re not actually living in a simulation. And then I see something like this, and I stop wondering. This is definitely a simulation. Has to be. No way this is real: Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla proudly and publicly proclaims, “I have tested positive for #COVID19. I am thankful to have received four doses of the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine.”

Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla Is Thankful to Be Quadruple Vaxxed after Testing Positive for COVID-19!
Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla Is Vaxxed and Highly Favored after testing positive for COVID19!

But it’s real. No, you’re not dreaming. Yes, the Chairman and CEO of one of the world’s biggest pharmaceutical companies just bragged about getting his own company’s product four times AND admitted that the product didn’t work . . . in the same paragraph!

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Albert Bourla @AlbertBourla
I would like to let you know that I have tested positive for #COVID19. I am thankful to have received four doses of the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine, and I am feeling well while experiencing very mild symptoms. I am isolating and have started a course of Paxlovid.
11:52 AM ∙ Aug 15, 2022
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You can’t make this stuff up. And you can’t satirize it either. Real life is more absurd these days than the tallest tale or the wildest hyperbole.

It’s like saying, “I am soooo grateful I got this new burglar alarm installed last week. And just in time, too! Since it was installed, my home has been burglarized three times! The last time, they ransacked my house for four hours! They took everything! I sure am grateful I let that salesman talk me into buying this state-of-the-art alarm system! (You know, that salesman kinda looked a little like one of the burglars!) Anyway, imagine how much worse this would have been if I didn’t have that new burglar alarm!”

On a different note, I wonder if our grandkids will look back at today’s COVID messaging the way we view the cigarette advertisements from our grandparents’ era today? Like this gem, which boasts that “more doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette:”

Anyway, I got COVID19, and thanks to our Father who art The Science, I am Vaxxed and highly favored!

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