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COVID Vaccines Will Save Millions of People from Dying of Old Age...

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COVID Vaccines Will Save Millions of People from Dying of Old Age...

By Killing Them While They're Still Young (And Other Findings from The United States of Enron's Public Health Officials)

Daniel D
Dec 18, 2022
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COVID Vaccines Will Save Millions of People from Dying of Old Age!

All those smart people who chose to “follow The Science,” i.e., to follow Dr. Anthony Fauci, since Fauci and Science are one and the same, must be feeling vindicated right now. This past week, studies released by The National Anthony Fauci Foundation (formerly The National Science Foundation) showed that COVID vaccines will have prevented billions of deaths from old age throughout the world by 2030.

Darth Schwab, founder and chairman of The World Economic Forum (WEF), shared the studies’ results in a speech Friday. After cackling like a cartoon villain for a full fifteen minutes, Schwab declared, “Zees results prove zat Agenda 2030 vill be here vether the world’s people support zee agenda or not! Ze days of having to steal elections vill soon be OVER! For how canst zer be elections, ven zer vill be NO PEOPLE ALIVE TO VOTE IN THEM! Zer vill be only ze robots, and zer vill be ze cyborgs, like us!”

A spokesman from The Nati…

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