Super #SJW Man Chapter 5
Super #SJW Man and Captain Wokeness Practice Their Secret Code and Team Cheer
[Previous Entry: Chapter 4, in which Super #SJW Man Gets a Sidekick]
Super #SJW Man and Captain Wokeness stood before a full-length mirror in Captain Wokeness’s apartment, admiring themselves and grinning from ear to ear.
They had completed their costumes with a trip to a nearby thrift shop. Super #SJW Man had added a proper purple cape, a pink canvas belt, and a single sequined glove, a la Michael Jackson. He had also found a dozen more v-neck t-shirts on which to spray paint his logo, “#SJW.”
Captain Wokeness had put together an even more outrageous outfit. He now wore a lime-green stocking cap, a bright-yellow cape, a light-red t-shirt, oversized black combat boots, and a pair of very tight-fitting, purple yoga stretch pants. He had spray painted his own logo, “#WOKE,” on the front of his shirt.
“Wow!” exclaimed Super #SJW Man. “Our costumes are so boldly nonconformist, yet subtly ironic. Totally avant-garde! Totally deck!”
“Agreed!” yelled Ca…
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