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Ryan Gosling needs to portray Shaka Zulu in a remake of “Zulu” and “Zulu Dawn”.

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Mar 14Liked by Daniel D

AYO Brutus you wanna hit this thing?

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I thought this was real.

But then again, it sounded too organic and watchable to be a Netflix show.

Their plots tend to be more stilted and forced.

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More deadpan reviews, please!

"Caesar survives the assassination attempt, due to his dancing abilities and his skills on the mic."

Hah! Didn't see that one coming!

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I actually thought this was a thing, Poe's law.

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Mar 17Liked by Daniel D

Like so many others here, I fell for it. Why

not? Your ghetto version of the bard is no stranger or more horrible than anything else going on for real in our cultural death spiral. Very good writing on your part, capturing the crappy moment flawlessly.

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Daniel D... Sir, You have out done yourself with this extraordinarily fine piece of editorial excellence!... Kudos & Golf Claps to you, Sir! ... and as always... "Beware the Ides, Bitch!"

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I'm sure it is all good fun. Retards though gonna get a hard historical lesson they aren't ready for, deconstructing everything unto dissolution. My guess is they would suck at cooperatin and cohabitatin, should they succeed with their anarcho-tyranny, chaos in the streets.

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Mar 14Liked by Daniel D

I think you've manifested this into being. Perhaps it will at least make the leap into "good bad movie" territory!

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