Celebrating Rachel Dolezal This Black History Month!
Celebrating Rachel Dolezal This Black History Month!
Honoring Rachel Dolezal: Black Queen, Feminist Icon, and Rainbow-Pride Coalition member!
This Black History Month, I want to honor Rachel Dolezal: Black queen, feminist icon, and Rainbow-Pride Coalition member!
Many years ago, I heard this joke: Michael Jackson proves that America is the Land of Opportunity! Because where else could a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?!
Rachel Dolezal did this in reverse, thereby showing that America is still a magical place where you are not limited by the circumstances of your birth or lineage: she went from being a middle-class white girl from a stable two-parent home to being a broke black woman, on welfare, with a bunch of kids by different baby daddies. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the new American Dream!
In the new America, the way to ascend the dominance hierarchy is to identify as a victim. Whereas past generations sought status by overcoming adversity and accomplishing noteworthy deeds, we now understand that greatness is attained, paradoxically, through embracing defeat. And no demographic has been conditioned to been psyopped into has learned to delight themselves in defeatism like black people in America. Just as the Civil Rights Movement came to fruition and new opportunities opened for blacks, not only to achieve great things but also to enjoy fully the fruits of their own successes, the cult of Marxcissism arose with a seductive gospel promising power and prosperity through victimhood. While people of every race and ethnicity jumped on the Marxcissist bandwagon, black people did so with extra alacrity.
Under Marxcissism, the path to power runs straight through mediocrity
. If you remember your elementary-school classmates observing “Opposite Day,” then you can basically think of Marxcissism as making every day Opposite Day. For example, the best NFL team ever would not be the undefeated 1972 Miami Dolphins, but the 2017 Cleveland Browns, which followed up their near-perfect 1-15 season in 2016 with a banner 2017 season that was completely unblemished by any victory of any kind. If the Browns had embraced Marxcissism, then rather than attempting to rebuild their franchise to win games, they would have appeared on cable news programs to rant and rave about how they were the victims of a New England Patriot-supremacist system; they would have staged a protest outside the Super Bowl and demanded equal representation for their players on the field and for their coaches on the sideline; and players throughout the league would have worn uniforms sporting slogans like “End Winnerism!” and “Brown Players Matter!”Inspired by the Rainbow-Pride movement’s proclamation that trans women really are the same as biological women (because the most authentic identities are those that require lifelong hormone treatment and expensive surgeries to maintain), Dolezal decided to fight the white-supremacist system by renouncing her white privilege and identifying as black. This immediately improved her victimology poker hand from having only the single victimized identity marker of female, to having three such markers: (1) trans (2) black (3) female!
Dolezal wore her new identity with pride. She joined and ultimately led an NAACP chapter and taught African-American studies at Eastern Washington University. She became an expert in doing black women’s hair. She spent her free time protesting for DEI mandates, perhaps in the hopes that such anti-white quotas would encourage more white people to follow in her footsteps and claim a transracial identity to get ahead in Obama’s post-racial race-obsessed America.
Competition for victimology poker chips is intense, however, and the black supremacists at the top of the crybully dominance hierarchy were pissed at this interloper. Anti[white]racists like Quack-Dr. Ibram X Kendi saw Dolezal as a threat: Dolezal was a trans-black female, while Kendi was a black trans-female (Kendi had transitioned from being a black man named Henry Rogers to being a black trans-female named Ibram Kendi). To re-assert her victimhood status, Kendi decided to highlight her identity as a Mongoloid by writing children’s books full of illogical arguments and circular definitions that any literate kindergartener could see right through (naturally, these books were celebrated by the woke Left). Yet Dolezal’s star just kept rising. Afraid that this sunburned white girl might steal their participation trophies, the black supremacists decided to attack Dolezal as a fraud.
Now, under Marxcissism, being illogical is a virtue, not a vice, since Logic is a white-supremacist construct. Per The Marxcissist Manifesto, Gender, a biologically meaningful category, can be transcended with medical intervention and wishful thinking, but Race, a mere social construct, is fixed and inviolable. This means that Kendi’s intersectional identity as a black trans-female Mongoloid is a cause for celebration, while Dolezal’s identity as a trans-black female Mongoloid is problematic.
If Rachel Dolezal’s work with the NAACP had taught her anything, it’s that victimhood is currency. Forget MLK’s, Malcolm X’s, Marcus Garvey’s, and Booker T. Washington’s counsel to seek self-improvement and accomplishment in the face of adversity (which actually provides powerful evidence to contravene racist ideologies); the new civil rights leaders teach crying and throwing temper tantrums like spoiled toddlers. With every new round of persecution she faced after being outed as a fraudulent race-huckster, Dolezal doubled down on her victimized identity. She gave interviews in which she talked about how bad she was doing, how she lost her job and couldn’t find any work outside of doing black hair, how she went on welfare, and how she even faced felony prosecution for welfare-fraud. By failing so terribly, she had actually attained smashing success as a Marxcissist! And under the post-Obama understanding that being black means being a permanently victimized loser, Dolezal had demonstrated that she was authentically black. (She also no doubt voted for Joe Brandon in 2020, so she must be black!)
And then, in a stunning and brave display of even more intersectional victimhood, Dolezal teamed up with the Rainbow-Pride Coalition! She already had a bunch of kids with different baby daddies, thereby demonstrating her commitment to nonwhite, non-Western family arrangements, but as Pride Month 2019 began, she took her sexual game to the next level by outing herself as a carpet-munching, strap-on-dildo-wearing bisexual. In other words, Ibram Kendi might be a black trans-female Mongoloid, but now Dolezal one-upped Kendi by identifying as a trans-black female bisexual Mongoloid! The victimology poker pot belonged to Dolezal!
Not content merely to rest on her victimized laurels, Dolezal launched a new career as an empowered feminist. Weak women get married to strong men, but strong women collect fuckboys and trade sexual promises for cold, hard cash. Dolezal took her liberated femininity to the OnlyFans platform, where she performed traditional African-American dances like twerking, booty-popping, and the Hammer Dance. Whereas NFL players sport social-justice slogans only on their uniforms, Dolezal now showcases such slogans on her naked body. How much more committed to the Marxcissist cause can you get?!
This Black History Month, let’s celebrate Rachel Dolezal
. She started out at the bottom of the victimhood hierarchy as a middle-class white girl from a stable two-parent household, yet today she is a broke black woman, a single mom with a bunch of different baby daddies, a retired welfare queen, an accused felon, an accomplished race-hustler, an author, a carpet-muncher, and a feminist porn star! Be sure to visit https://linktr.ee/RachelDolezal to catch up with the latest from this once and future Black Queen, feminist icon, proud member of the Rainbow Coalition, and player of identity politics extraordinaire!The antidote for Marxcissist mediocrity is not DEI mandates, but tonic intersectionality (as expressed in the essay below by Grant Smith):
“Opposite Day” provided many schoolchildren with an interesting introduction to philosophical conundrums via attempting to answer the question, “Is today Opposite Day?”
This essay may be all tongue-in-cheek satire, but Rachel Dolezal does provide an interesting angle for discussing race and racism in present-day America. She strikes me as someone who is suffering from an untreated mental illness, and there is a worthwhile conversation to be had about the origins and treatment of this illness, as well as the curious fact that some people’s psychotic delusions are validated and rewarded by our culture, while others are not. Why?
Good stuff, but I admit to being confused. (Unashamedly; it's legit hard to keep track of these mutants). Is Kendi an actual chick?
Good lord! At first, I actually thought the Rachel Dolezel saga was a clever little satire! Life is twisted and wrong; Mongoloid you might say. What the hell do these 'humans' (if they identify as such) see when they look in the mirror? Why, a a narciss-tinted rainbow of financial opportunity and ever more elaborate lies. Beauty is certainly not truth. Insignificant nobodies trying to buy into this mass hysteria to become somebody, some thing, make me sick.
Helen, NZ.