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Memetic Mania 17 July 2023

Mike Pence wants to blow even more of the budget on Ukraine, Bill Lumbergh shares a greeting from the WEF, and the Happy Husky fat shames Lizzo with some Yo Mama jokes!

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If a picture’s worth a thousand words, how many words is a video worth? While you think of how to answer this Zen Koan (and maybe even attain enlightenment in the process), here are several thousand words worth of memetic mania!

In case you’ve been hibernating under a rock for the past week, here’s the infamous video clip of Mike Pence misspeaking saying the quiet part out loud when asked about prioritizing America’s decaying infrastructure instead of Raytheon’s and Lockheed Martin’s stock prices — I mean, Ukraine’s territorial sovereignty. And democracy! And the rules-based international order! Or whatever. Just shut up and stand with Ukraine, you contemptible Americans!

Anyway, here’s Bill Lumbergh with another message from the Uniparty and the World Economic Forum:

In Office Space, Lumbergh gave Milton a can of Raid to deal with the roaches when he moved his cubicle down to the basement. Unfortunately, due to the hole in the ozone global warming 🤯CLIMATE EMERGENCY🤯, you will NOT get a can of Raid to deal with the roaches in your Pod. Actually, those roaches will be your primary source of protein! You will own nothing, and you will be happy (or else!).

Speaking of being happy, here’s the Happy Husky with some stupid dog jokes …

And now for some Yo Mama jokes …

And now it’s time to fat shame Lizzo’s fat ass with some Yo Mama So Fat! jokes …

¡Hasta luego, my fellow Neandas!

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Mike Pence is a Deep State bitch... That was initially proven by his lack of action in the Senate concerning the 2020 Presidential election, and continues to be validated every time he opens his suck-hole in public... and no doubt otherwise... he has always been a Bitch, and he always will be... On a personal note... My apologies to all of the other Bitches in the world for including that punk ass withing your ranks...

On other fronts... I absolutely LOVE the Happy Husky!!! Please give him a High-5 from me for those two Biden/Harris jokes... and the "Yo Mamma" jokes... especially the last one... LMAO!!!~

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