Pride Goeth Before the Collapse

Happy Pride Month from The Federal Reserve Banksters, the Chinese Communist Party, and the Church of Satan!

The Federal Reserve Banksters, the Chinese Communist Party, and the Church of Satan all want to wish you all a very happy Pride Month! This month (like every other month of the year), we celebrate all the stunning and brave carpet-munchers, teabaggers, salad-tossers, cross-dressers, autogynophiles, and more!

The Church of Satan has proudly promoted LGBTQ+ pride, from the brothels of Sodom and Gomorrah to the Tenderloin District of San Francisco! Be part of an affirming and inclusive church! Join the Church of Satan today! Our backdoors are always open to visitors!

The Conformmunist Party USA supports the rights of LGBTQ+ Americans to be seen and heard and felt in elementary schools and daycares! Children are never too young to begin questioning their sexuality with unsolicited help from an LGBTQ+ adult!

The Chinese Communist Party joins the Conformmunist Party USA in promoting the LGBTQ+ movement in America. As President Xi Jinping declared, “The People’s Republic of China stands with our man in the White House, President Joe Brandon, and his campaign to promote the ideals of anal sex and autogynophilia among American men, especially in the American armed forces. We stand ready to provide America’s men with all the synthetic estrogen they need. Remember, America, your diversity is our strength!”

Now, if there’s one thing that communists and corporate advertising executives can agree on, it’s that you can never have too much LGBTQ+ friendly messaging!

So fight the power! Join Wall Street, the Military-Industrial-Complex, Big Tech, the Ivy League, the CIA, the DNC, the Low-T GOP, and President Joe Brandon in the fight to end discrimination against the oppressed LGBTQ+ community! Because if you can’t bring your whole self to work — to include your g-string, butt plug, stripper heels, and all — then you are being discriminated against! And if you can’t tell other people’s children about your sex life, it means you are being literally genocided! So fly that Rainbow Flag with Pride, because, as President Brandon once said while sniffing some random 6-year-old girl’s hair, “Perversity is our strength!”