Super #SJW Man Chapter 6
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[Previous Entry: Chapter 5, in which Super #SJW Man and Captain Wokeness Practice Their Secret Code and Team Cheer; or visit the Introduction and Table of Contents.]
“Are you ready to save the world?” asked Super #SJW Man.
“Most def,” replied Captain Wokeness.
“Then let’s go to the battlefield, soldier.”
The two superheroes marched towards the couch, sat down in unison, held up their phones to their faces, and began scrolling through Twitter, looking for a fight.
Super #SJW Man began bouncing excitedly in his seat. “I got one!” he yelled. “I found a bad guy to fight!’
“Where?” asked Captain Wokeness, leaning over to look at his comrade’s phone.
“It’s that neo-Nazi skinhead, Ben Shapiro!”
“I thought he has hair,” said Captain Wokeness.
“I meant ‘skinhead’ metaphorically,” said Super #SJW Man.
“And isn’t he Jewish?” asked Captain Wokeness.
“He’s not a real Jew; he’s a Nazi,” said Super #SJW Man. “I mean, he’s friends with Sam Harris, who’s also a Nazi. On…
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