A Ghost in the Machine

Share this post

Introducing Super #SJW Man

aghostinthemachine.substack.com

Discover more from A Ghost in the Machine

I'm a regular human trying to make sense of this crazy clownworld. Let's compare notes and share strategies!
Continue reading
Sign in
Super SJW Man: A Cancel-Culture Superhero (Satire)

Introducing Super #SJW Man

A Cancel-Culture Superhero

Daniel D
Dec 12, 2022
4
Share this post

Introducing Super #SJW Man

aghostinthemachine.substack.com
Share
Introducing Super #SJW Man: a Cancel-Culture Superhero!
Introducing Super #SJW Man: a Cancel-Culture Superhero!

Back in those quaint pre-plandemic days of late 2019, back when the big, bad Orange Man was in the White House and the national debt was a mere $22 trillion (about $10 trillion less than it is now in December 2022), I wrote a satire of the super-woke called Super #SJW Man: a Call-Out Culture Superhero, which I self-published on Amazon. Basically, Super #SJW Man is to Wokeism what Don Quixote was to knight-errantry.

I will release each chapter of this book, sequentially, as individual substack posts under a separate section labeled “Super SJW Man.”

You’ve never met a superhero like Super #SJW Man. The superheroes of the past fought crime. Super #SJW Man fights insensitive tweets and microagressions.

This is the story of how a preppy hipster, named Marshall B. Rich, III, transforms himself from an ordinary trust-fund baby into Super #SJW Man, the most politically correct superhero of all time!

We’ll follow Super #SJW Man as he goes from riches to wokeness and, ultimately, to broke-ness.

The saga of Super #SJW Man will entertain and amuse you, while his super-woke antics will pain and confuse you.

So without further ado – and without any more corny rhymes – let’s get on with the story of Super #SJW Man, a very politically-correct superhero!

[I will update the table of contents below with links to each chapter as they are published…]

Chapter One: From Marshall B. Rich, III to Super #SJW Man

Chapter Two: Super #SJW Man Comes out of the Closet, Sort of...

Chapter Three: Super #SJW Man’s Family Replies to His Announcement

Chapter Four: Super #SJW Man Gets a Sidekick

Chapter Five: Super #SJW Man and Captain Wokeness Practice Their Secret Code and Team Cheer

Chapter Six: Team Woke Trolls Twitter

Chapter Seven: Team Woke Appoints a Crackhead as Director of Minority Outreach

Chapter Eight: Team Woke Allies with the LGBTQ+ Movement

Chapter Nine: Team Woke Boycotts the Mall for Having Separate Clothing Sections for Men and Women

Chapter Ten: Team Woke Goes up in Flames

Chapter Eleven: Super #SJW Man Goes back to Being Marshall B. Rich, III

Chapter Twelve: Marshall B. Rich, III Lives Happily Ever After…

Share

Get 25% off a paid subscription!

Thanks for reading A Ghost in the Machine! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.

4
Share this post

Introducing Super #SJW Man

aghostinthemachine.substack.com
Share
Next
Comments
Top
New
Community

No posts

Ready for more?

© 2023 Daniel D
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start WritingGet the app
Substack is the home for great writing