Introducing Super #SJW Man
Introducing Super #SJW Man
A Cancel-Culture Superhero
Back in those quaint pre-plandemic days of late 2019, back when the big, bad Orange Man was in the White House and the national debt was a mere $22 trillion (about $10 trillion less than it is now in December 2022), I wrote a satire of the super-woke called Super #SJW Man: a Call-Out Culture Superhero, which I self-published on Amazon. Basically, Super #SJW Man is to Wokeism what Don Quixote was to knight-errantry.
I will release each chapter of this book, sequentially, as individual substack posts under a separate section labeled “Super SJW Man.”
You’ve never met a superhero like Super #SJW Man. The superheroes of the past fought crime. Super #SJW Man fights insensitive tweets and microagressions.
This is the story of how a preppy hipster, named Marshall B. Rich, III, transforms himself from an ordinary trust-fund baby into Super #SJW Man, the most politically correct superhero of all time!
We’ll follow Super #SJW Man as he goes from riches to wokeness and, ultimately, to broke-ness.
The saga of Super #SJW Man will entertain and amuse you, while his super-woke antics will pain and confuse you.
So without further ado – and without any more corny rhymes – let’s get on with the story of Super #SJW Man, a very politically-correct superhero!
[I will update the table of contents below with links to each chapter as they are published…]
Chapter One: From Marshall B. Rich, III to Super #SJW Man
Chapter Two: Super #SJW Man Comes out of the Closet, Sort of...
Chapter Three: Super #SJW Man’s Family Replies to His Announcement
Chapter Four: Super #SJW Man Gets a Sidekick
Chapter Five: Super #SJW Man and Captain Wokeness Practice Their Secret Code and Team Cheer
Chapter Six: Team Woke Trolls Twitter
Chapter Seven: Team Woke Appoints a Crackhead as Director of Minority Outreach
Chapter Eight: Team Woke Allies with the LGBTQ+ Movement
Chapter Nine: Team Woke Boycotts the Mall for Having Separate Clothing Sections for Men and Women
Chapter Ten: Team Woke Goes up in Flames
Chapter Eleven: Super #SJW Man Goes back to Being Marshall B. Rich, III
Chapter Twelve: Marshall B. Rich, III Lives Happily Ever After…