Super #SJW Man Chapter 7
Super #SJW Man Chapter 7
TEAM WOKE APPOINTS A CRACKHEAD AS DIRECTOR OF MINORITY OUTREACH
[These Super #SJW Man posts are chapters from a book originally published in 2019. For the table of contents and introduction, click here. The previous post was Chapter 6, in which Team Woke Trolls Twitter]
“We need more diversity,” said Super #SJW Man. “We hate cisgender white males, like us, so we need someone with melanin or someone with a vagina – or someone who doesn’t have a vagina but wishes he had one.”
Captain Wokeness nodded. “Yeah, we’ve got enough people like us. We need someone different. How about a black person?”
“My thoughts exactly,” said Super #SJW Man. He gave his partner a fist bump and then contorted his hands into imaginary gang signs. “West side!” he shouted. “Let’s go find some blighted housing projects to connect with our unfortunate black brothers living on the wrong side of the tracks.”
“Let’s do this!” yelled Captain Wokeness. “West Side, my nig—!”
He was cut off mid-sentence when his mouth was abruptly covered by Super…
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