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Dang, that is weirdly reminiscent of the monkey house we live in.

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Aug 5, 2023Liked by Daniel D

Later, the wild captured orangutan named John was found at the top of his enclosure with his feet swaying gently in the breeze….

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Sounds like the end of Things Fall Apart. Domesticated to death.

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Who cares about the males? Who cares about sex? We can create a new being in the lab.

Sheesh.

That was a perfect description of a modern man, dose him down, calm him, and then ignore him.

When the women start screaming that the men aren't men, ignore them as well.

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Aug 5, 2023Liked by Daniel D

And then the female orangutans all got dogs, which they showered with the affection once given to the males, and the male orangutans discovered Only Fans, and all was well in the zoo.

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Aug 6, 2023·edited Aug 6, 2023Author

The WEF approves this message! Sounds like a happy ending!

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Aug 5, 2023Liked by Daniel D

It makes sense to capitalise "final solution" whenever it's used in this sort of context. It gives a hint as to the psychotype being represented.

Final Solution. Gets the point across nicely.

If it were me I would write "Endlösung", but that's giving the audience unmerited credit.

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