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Obvious's avatar

Dang, that is weirdly reminiscent of the monkey house we live in.

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Johnny108's avatar

Later, the wild captured orangutan named John was found at the top of his enclosure with his feet swaying gently in the breeze….

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Daniel D's avatar

Sounds like the end of Things Fall Apart. Domesticated to death.

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Joseph L. Wiess's avatar

Who cares about the males? Who cares about sex? We can create a new being in the lab.

Sheesh.

That was a perfect description of a modern man, dose him down, calm him, and then ignore him.

When the women start screaming that the men aren't men, ignore them as well.

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Bret's avatar

And then the female orangutans all got dogs, which they showered with the affection once given to the males, and the male orangutans discovered Only Fans, and all was well in the zoo.

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Daniel D's avatar

The WEF approves this message! Sounds like a happy ending!

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Kratoklastes's avatar

It makes sense to capitalise "final solution" whenever it's used in this sort of context. It gives a hint as to the psychotype being represented.

Final Solution. Gets the point across nicely.

If it were me I would write "Endlösung", but that's giving the audience unmerited credit.

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