Meme-splaining Mania

"MitchBot 2023" McConnell malfunctions, Ilhan Omar keeps it in the family, Climate CRISIS grifters target agriculture, and more ...

The MitchBot 2023 malfunctions during a press conference.

As I said in my last post, last week was crazy, even by clownworld standards! Senator Mitch McConnell, aka, MitchBot 2023, malfunctioned during a press conference and had to be steered away from the cameras. But seriously, though, Mitch McConnell is so old, there’s a list of his children in the Book of Genesis. And he’s not even the oldest of America’s current Senators.

The House of Representatives is doing better in the age category, although its youngest members tend to be psychotic Marxcissists. Ilhan Omar is so crazy, she married a sibling just to get him a green card. But that kind of incest is nothing compared to what’s happened in the Joe Brandon family, if Ashley Biden’s diary is to be believed.

Ilhan Omar kept it in the family. America is such a terrible place, she’ll even marry her own brother to get him a visa to come here.

Ilhan Omar, meanwhile, remains the poster child for repealing the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965 and imposing a complete moratorium on immigration until we can get something that works for the good of the Americans who are already here. Her family came to the USA as refugees and she grew up to become a U.S. Congresswoman. You’d think she’d at least pretend to be appreciative for the safehaven she got as a child and the opportunities she received as an adult, but I guess her loyalties remain with her motherland, even though she doesn’t want to renounce her American citizenship and move back there. Wonder why that is?

And speaking of people who want to burn it all down, the climate change CRISIS grifters are doing their damndest to make sure we achieve equity by lowering everyone’s carbon emissions to North Korea levels. Meaning that much of modern civilization will go bye bye. To paraphrase de Tocqueville, Americans are so enamoured of equity, that they’d rather be equitable in Third-World poverty than inequitable in First-World abundance.

Meanwhile, John “Jet-Setter” Kerry has identified AGRICULTURE as an industry that needs to reduce its carbon emissions to ZERO. Which will mean zero agriculture. Which will mean zero food. So the sea levels don’t rise and threaten his vacation home.

John Kerry just wants to reduce a little carbon, that’s all!

They lied to us about Iraq, Russiagate, and COVID, but I’m sure they’re telling the truth about climate change the climate CRISIS!!!

And now for something completely stupid . . .

For any music nerds who like Fleetwood Mac better with Peter Green than with Lindsey Buckingham

And to brighten the mood, here’s The Happy Husky with a Dog Joke:

Okay, maybe that wasn’t very funny, but you know what else isn’t funny? Steven Colbert. Which is a shame, because he could have been, but unfortunately, doing Conformmunist propaganda full-time for the regime pays a lot better than doing comedy.

Johnny Carson’s ghost cannot believe how badly Steven Colbert is doing, with so many politicians providing so much great material!

That’s all, folks! Hope you enjoyed it!