The Sci-Fi Future Is Female!
Good news, ladies! Our brave new technocratic world will be empathic, affirming, and safe!
“Maybe women should design our sci-fi future?” wonders
in her latest post.1 She’s not too keen on the futuristic visions the men have been peddling: people zipping around the galaxy in their sporty spaceships, accompanied by their talking robot assistants as they explore distant planets for signs of life. Such a future seems cold and bleak and scary. What if — now hear me out guys — what if all these toxic men would just move aside and let the sassy, future-is-female girl bosses2 take charge?Well, I have good news for Ms. Griffin, and for anyone else depressed at the prospect of a patriarchal future: the girl bosses have already won! The feminine sci-fi future is already here! Just look around! Just look at Disney and all the great things Kathleen Kennedy and all her “Force Is Female” girl bosses have been able to do with the Star Wars franchise! That’s the kind of magic you get when you mix sci-fi with girl power!
If you want to know what the feminized future will look like, just imagine another century of progress along the same trajectory we’ve been careening down for the past decade! There will be a global HR Department, which will oversee your reeducation whenever you say anything that hurts anyone’s feelings (unless the person you offend has a lower ranking than you in the victimhood status hierarchy).
“Safety first!” will be the categorical imperative. Want to build something? Have you taken every precaution, reasonable and unreasonable, to ensure that no child will ever stub her toe or get a boo boo using whatever you built? No? Sorry, no building permit for you!
Empathy will be the highest virtue. Want to enforce borders and boundaries? Think you should be able to have exclusionary things like standards? Sorry! We can’t have anyone feel excluded (unless they are at the bottom of the victimhood status hierarchy — i.e., a toxic cis-male hetero-normative white oppressor), so you will have to open up your borders and remove all your boundaries! We’ll replace all the police with social workers, so if anyone less privileged than you tries to take your stuff and you try to call the cops, they’ll send a social worker out to your home to talk to you about what hidden pathologies you have that cause you to want to oppress people by enforcing boundaries!
Affirmation will be the glue that holds society together — of course, such affirmation will be doled out according to your victimhood hierarchy ranking, so if you’re a retarded black trans-female lesbian (like Ibram X Kendi), you will be affirmed, no matter what you say or do!
And imagine how much more we’ll be able to affirm everyone in the future! We’ll be able to perform bottom surgeries on babies in the womb! Heck! We won’t even need wombs anymore! The empowered females of the future will be too busy girl bossing to take time out for maternity leave! We’ll have factory-produced babies who will come with manufacturers’ warranties! Just return your kid if he ever turns out to be defective, and get a brand new one!
And we won’t be limited to gender reassignment surgeries! We’ll be able to do species reassignment surgeries! Your two-year-old just realized that he’s actually a pink female unicorn? Well, her wish will be the healthcare system’s command! She’ll even have a real horn that will grow out of the middle of her forehead!
So I agree with Ms. Griffin: the future men envision in their dreary sci-fi novels is too depressing.3 If there’s one thing we haven’t gotten enough of these past few years, it’s girl power. Thank God (she/her/hers) that the future is female!
For more girl power, check out my Disney-fied remake of the Little Red Riding Hood fairy tale:
Girl Boss Red Riding Hood
Once upon a time there was a girl boss named Red Riding Hood. Though she was only ten years old, she had the confidence and competence of several adults at once — I say “several” because there were no adults in all the world who could singlehandedly match Red Riding Hood in even one of the many disciplines that she had perfectly mastered, let alone all of them. It would take an army of prolific adult specialists, each with many decades of training and experience in her respective domain, working together to match the skills possessed by this one precocious girl.
Obviously this was written tongue-in-cheek. While I think we’ve had an overdose of “future is female” sentiment in our culture, I also share what I take to be Ms. Griffin’s well-founded misgivings about the future being dreamed up for us by our big-tech overlords. No “neuralink” for me! I am skeptical of “progressives” of all stripes. I think we need to press “pause” on these grand schemes to remake Humanity after the latest utopian ideal, or we will worsen the real refugee crisis caused by uprooting Mankind from our Human Nature:
The Real Refugee Crisis
America is a nation of refugees — but not in the way the term “refugee” is popularly understood. And the older you are, the more of a refugee you are. Most of us over the age of 40 have, over the course, of our lives, been uprooted and displaced and driven from our native culture by forces beyond our control; we now frequently experience the pangs of what Alvin Toffler labeled “
Thank you for this. As a woman, the original post infuriated me. I’m a sci-fi author who designs clothing and cities with technology. Bringing a unique aesthetic to the future has driven the majority of my career. Why is another woman saying that sci-fi and designing the future should be turned into some Jane Austen revivalism? Vomit inducing stereotypical cringe. Elle is usually better than this.
If you say "HR" as a word, what does it become????
"HER"
COINCIDENCE?!