Feb 13 • 28M

A Reading of Girl Boss Red Riding Hood (Audio)

A Disney-fied Reinvention of a Classic Fairy Tale for Politically-Correct Modern Audiences

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A Ghost in the Machine features hot takes on modern life from Daniel D, a regular human in a world gone mad. Daniel is nerdy and philosophical like Woody Allen, loud and angry like Sam Kinison, and full of shit like a clogged gas station toilet. It's all part of Life's rich pageant!
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This is a reading of Girl Boss Red Riding Hood. The written story was published on February 5, 2023. Here is the original post if you wish to read it:

A Ghost in the Machine
Girl Boss Red Riding Hood
Once upon a time there was a girl boss named Red Riding Hood. Though she was only ten years old, she had the confidence and competence of several adults at once — I say “several” because there were no adults in all the world who could singlehandedly match Red Riding Hood in even one of the many disciplines that she had perfectly mastered, let alone all …
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